BMW M135i
I’m normally not the guy salivating over a hatchback, but I’m unusually excited about the BMW M135i. It has all the M performance-enhancements you’d expect from the line and can get to 60 mph in just under five seconds. The car has a lower ride and larger wheels than the 1-Series-3-door and it’s rumored to have a four wheel drive option. Only our friends in Europe will be able to drive this unfortunately, but if you ask me— the car just seems more appropriate in downton London than middle America.

- Jack Archer.

Sure. But it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t drive the shit out of it in the ‘burbs.